If something upsets me or is wrong, I will sometimes say “well that wouldn’t happen if I were mayor.” My mayoral persona is a kind of drag-king character named Robert Myway (campaign slogan: It’s Myway or the highway. Platform: anti-car, bring back half streets and arcades, more horses (even if they’re robots), simple sushi rolls should be no more than $5, housing, poppers, and health care are guarenteed.)
