one of my colleagues who is physically unable to stop talking is never in the office, but of course, today of all days, the day i forgot to take my concerta, she's here. and she, of course, can't stop talking — LOUDLY. i have never been so distracted and annoyed in my life.
Asked by my middle school choir teacher. I think she was insinuating like adderall or some other adhd meds but god knows. Granted i was a very annoying preteen with an authority issue but i did not in fact take any medicine. Clearly she thought i should have been
I’m so Up I’m literally sooooo Up guys I just applied to so many jobs that I’m so unqualified for. All my CV needed was an extra dose of my Concerta Idgaf about the heart palpitations
lived there alone for 3 months. read a lot of books, met a lot of interesting people, and took many bad pics on my digital camera which broke the moment i went back home
i loveeee going to the receptionist of an office building, to the bartender at a restaurant, the clerk at a clothing store, the assistant at the dentist, to ask them for a bandaid. i know they have them, and i want one. they always ask me what's wrong. sometimes they even ask me if i need help putting it on and i always say yes.