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I‘m told that it’s rude, but frankly I don’t care. How many people am I supposed to say goodbye to? Does everyone just stand and watch as I say goodbye? Is it announced that I’m leaving? Am I losing an ambiguous alibi and whereabouts? Yes. I’m going to leave and what are you going to do… tell me to stay???? I’m already gone.

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