Telling people who come over (and are not allergic to cats) that I canāt wait for them to meet my pups and then I introduce them to my cats. I refer to the cats as dogs, pups, etc. and the person is like ālol thatās a catā and Iām like ālolllllā¦umā¦thatās a dog. š
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When something isnāt for me, I do a lil Shark Tank bit. Say I got some food that wasnāt for me, I would say, for instance, like, āThe food was unbelievably salty, lukewarm, and had an egregious texture- and for those reasons- Iām out.ā
When someone is being bossy in the kitchen I do a lil š«” and say āYES CHEFā. When someone is being bossy about questions I say āYES YOUR HONOR.ā When someone is being bossy about giving a direction to do something I say āš«” SIR YES SIR.ā
Overexplaining a bad joke as part of the bit. Like really taking it far with trying to explain the joke and why it makes sense to you. I did this unironically at first but then I was like maybe it can just be part of the joke, explaining the joke a whole lot, so itās part of the joke now.
Asking my wife āDo you want to hear a song I recorded?ā and then putting on a song that she knows, like āRetrogradeā by James Blake and being like āhow do you like my vocals on this track?ā and then when she says āyeah itās goodā I say āthanks, itās one of my favorite songs I recorded- you can look it up online, the song is āRetrogradeā and I recorded it under the name Hames Blakay- spelled James Blake.ā
Sending your best friend a voice note doing a YouTube Karaoke of āHigherā by Creed. Telling them you also take YouTube Karaoke requests.
Creating bitmoji soap operas through text with your best friend. Going in really creating the visuals, voices, and personalities of full on characters and everything.
