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torturing your s/o with hypotheticals

be more creative than "would you still love me if i was a worm". i asked my bf for twenty minutes the other day "what if i modified you. what if i had an effect on you. what if you were edited by me. what if i made you slightly different. what if you got changed. what if i altered you. what if i..." and he is somehow still dating me. thats how i know its Twue Wuv

@hundrednamed

Feb 6, 2024

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had the most heartbreaking dream

my boyfriend broke up with me in the most cold, uncaring way possible. it felt so fucking real, i could feel his lack of love for me so clearly. i woke up in tears and half-awake searched for my phone and called him. he heard the sadness in my voice and immediately switched to facetime to make sure i was ok. he saw my tears and the look of concern on his face brought me back to reality. i could feel his warmth through my phone screen. i am in love. sorry brain, your fucked up tricks can’t fool me

@megdonalds

Feb 10, 2025

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I MISS MY BOYFRIEND

Save me from this medium-distance relationship

@persimmons

Apr 15, 2025

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025