I'd turn into a Zaleszczotek książkowy (Chelifer cancroides). It doesn't look impressive but bear with me!! This bug is really small and shy but it feeds on parasites that destroy your books (you can find a reference to this in its polish name, it's impossible to translate this but trust me, the name is really cute) and beehives, so it protects books and bees with these tiny pincers bigger than its body. My second choice would be a fungus-growing ant. All ants and all fungis are cool and I love them very much so what more could I wish for.
Your eyes do not fall out when you sneeze with them open. Don’t listen to the naysayers and try something new For once! Applying mascara makes me sneeze so I keep them open to prevent smudgin. Still intact.
Not to be negative but I CAN’T STAND when I accidentally scratch someone with my toe or finger nails. They are normal short lengths btw. Why does it feel so bad like I can feel it hurting the other person 😭😭😭
Ps why is there no toe emoji…
It is so good. It’s crunchy, salty, briny, and tastes like heaven in my piehole. Throw some olive oil and lemon on it and BAM FLAVOR EXPLOSION.
Can’t find it anywhere.
Might have to just grow it.
