THIS IS MY PHONE i will do WHAT I WANT ON IT.! Yes i will not pick up your calls yes i will leave you on opened no i do not owe you a reply yes please leave me alone
everyone can wait until it's my time to check the app. if we're friends, you can text.
Call it childfree elder millennial privilege. nothing an app can say to me -- work apps included -- is all that important. Nothing deserves immediate response.
Everybody meet Tomato! (government name: Chloe) She is a very very shy but sweet little lady who is one year old. I already feel like we're kindred spirits because we both take a while to warm to people. She is currently sitting comfortably with the dust bunnies under my bed.