Caneās is awesome. Albeit a bit overpriced, a menu consisting of fried chicken, fries, coleslaw, Texas toast, and a signature sauce, has cemented Caneās as a no-bullshit comfort food staple that is sure to satisfy on any possible occasion. From having a casual lunch with your friends, to late nights where you need a vat of grease to sober you up, this young prodigy has entered the hallowed halls of fast food royalty, walking side-by-side with titans of industry, rivaling even Taco Bell, the king of essential drunk cuisine.
Such rapid success should be commended, and is a result of a multitude of factors. Great service, solid branding, delicious food, and ⦠wait. You donāt like coleslaw? Personally, I think itās pretty good, but for you, this might be an issue. Damn, thatās like a third of the box combo. Does this mean you donāt wanna go to Caneās with us tonight bro?
HELL NO! Caneās in all their wisdom, allows for substitution of menu items in a combo. My go-to order is naked tenders with no fries, no bread, and triple coleslaw. Could you imagine? No, itās just a basic Box Combo with bread instead of coleslaw. Why am I talking about this so much? Everybody knows about this. I know. I donāt care. This is my page! And I will talk as much as I damn please!
Anyway, to get back on track, it turns out a lot of people donāt know about the option to modify your toast to be āB.O.Bbedā (buttered on both sides). It makes the already-great toast even better, and itās completely free. Go ahead and try it. Clog your arteries a little more. Treat yourself. Honestly, thatās all this post is about. I donāt know why I included a whole yapfest about the success of Caneās and a schizo fit, but whatever. Shoutout butter š§ ā¤ļø.