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Caneā€˜s is awesome. Albeit a bit overpriced, a menu consisting of fried chicken, fries, coleslaw, Texas toast, and a signature sauce, has cemented Cane’s as a no-bullshit comfort food staple that is sure to satisfy on any possible occasion. From having a casual lunch with your friends, to late nights where you need a vat of grease to sober you up, this young prodigy has entered the hallowed halls of fast food royalty, walking side-by-side with titans of industry, rivaling even Taco Bell, the king of essential drunk cuisine. Such rapid success should be commended, and is a result of a multitude of factors. Great service, solid branding, delicious food, and … wait. You don’t like coleslaw? Personally, I think it’s pretty good, but for you, this might be an issue. Damn, that’s like a third of the box combo. Does this mean you don’t wanna go to Cane’s with us tonight bro? HELL NO! Cane’s in all their wisdom, allows for substitution of menu items in a combo. My go-to order is naked tenders with no fries, no bread, and triple coleslaw. Could you imagine? No, it’s just a basic Box Combo with bread instead of coleslaw. Why am I talking about this so much? Everybody knows about this. I know. I donā€˜t care. This is my page! And I will talk as much as I damn please! Anyway, to get back on track, it turns out a lot of people don’t know about the option to modify your toast to be ā€œB.O.Bbedā€ (buttered on both sides). It makes the already-great toast even better, and it’s completely free. Go ahead and try it. Clog your arteries a little more. Treat yourself. Honestly, that’s all this post is about. I don’t know why I included a whole yapfest about the success of Cane’s and a schizo fit, but whatever. Shoutout butter 🧈 ā¤ļø.
Jan 30, 2025

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Great spot. Just down the street from Zebulon. I’ve never been to Zebulon. But anyway— their bog standard cheeseburger goes crazy. Imagine the Big Mac, or at least the promise of the Big Mac. I know this will cause some controversy (McDicks just ā€œupgradedā€ their Big Mac along with all their other burgers [I think the new BM is a sidegrade at best, a downgrade least charitably {the new quarter pounder + cheese & double cheeseburger is a marked improvement}]) seeing as the Big Mac was originally a rip off of Bob’s Big Boy’s eponymous ā€œBig Boyā€ā€” but I sincerely believe that Rick’s cheeseburger is the platonic ideal of what the Big Mac set out to imitate. Perfect sauce:patty:bun:lettuce&tomato ratio. And what a strawberry milkshake! Maybe the best strawberry milkshake in town. I’m an idiot, and I’m not very experienced so if anyone can think is a better strawberry milkshake please let me know. But for the life of me, I can’t think of a better strawberry milkshake.
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