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scream in the middle of a mall and then walk away leave the house with a glass of water introduce yourself to strangers with an alias, and then proceed to make up a whole life story buy a birthday cake when it’s not your birthday, and then eat it for breakfast (can be a wedding cake) pee your pants (idk you do you) ask a stranger for a bite of their food swim in a snowsuit who’s going to stop you? no one. the ball is in your court, you just gotta know how to play
Jan 31, 2025

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screaming in a mall is an intrusive thought of mine and i often think of doing it and somehow ruining my life in the process
Jan 31, 2025
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Leaving the house with a glass of water is a surprisingly shocking idea
Jan 31, 2025
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yelling ā€œSTOP THE MUSIC!!ā€ and proceeding not to say anything has been one of my favourite free will things to do recently
Jan 31, 2025
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erdy ooooohh i like that one. Mine has been pretending to pick up a phone call in a public place, wait a moment, and then say: ā€œMum? Mum is that you? Where have you been! It’s been six years!ā€ And then walking away
Jan 31, 2025
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1. just don't accept the invitation. (I used to be a person who flaked almost every time. now I just don't go to things I know I won't enjoy) 2. get your bloodwork done (I put it off, now it bites me in the ass) 3. you don't have to say "sorry" as a sentence opener & you don't have to start your question with "sorry can I ask a question?" just ask. you won't come off as cocky just as confident. 4. buy it if you've been thinking about it for two weeks minimum (even better if it's been month or more) 5. sincerity, vulnerability and curiousity make life interesting. shame, embarassment and awkwardness make life miserable. 6. guilt and pleasure don't go together. 7. nature, man. touch grass, eat fruit. 8. hating someone or something is okay. 9. actually, you're not the person you are at 4 p.m. on a monday. you're the person you are at 3 a.m. on a friday. 10. don't judge. ever. like ever. absolutely never.
May 20, 2024
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I mean, you have the capacity of everything. I'm not talking to make your dreams come true. I'm telling you that if you want to plant a shit on the middle of your house floor, you can. Does that make you a fucking creep? Maybe, but a free creep.
Mar 6, 2025
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Get an ugly haircut. Dye it a wild color. Wear ridiculous clothes. Do bad makeup. Start hormones without telling anyone. Take yourself on dates. Dance with your friends. Compliment old people. Make art even if it's bad. Hide notes in public places for people to find. There's so much bad in the world!!! Have fun, do good, be who you want
Jan 30, 2025

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