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don’t mind me, let me just pop these pills rq
wait wait wait, i need a snack. it’s PILL TIME
bro im feeling sick like i’m about to pass out and spew, but don’t worry its just a side effect. what were you saying?
Feb 9, 2025
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Psssttt take your meds
Jan 30, 2024
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i hate when people keep on whining that they are sick just to get attention and sympathy. i mean take a fucking medicine and stop crying.
Feb 12, 2025
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im not talking about the hard stuff, im talkin about carrying around a pocket pill organizer in your bag and filling it with all the pills you could ever possibly need. you could always be 2 seconds away from acid reflux relief.
Jan 24, 2024
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Feb 19, 2025
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tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat.
i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25.
i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story.
anyways
Feb 17, 2025
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saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
“i am indisposed”
“i am taken ill”
“i am feeling out of sorts”
“i am suffering from a bilious attack”
“i have been seized by an ague”
“i am afflicted with a malaise”
“i have taken to my bed”
“the vapours have overcome me”
“i have a touch of the influenza”
“the rheumatism plagues me”
“i am laid low with a fever”
“i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment”
you’re welcome
Feb 18, 2025