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Last semester I looked up one of my profs online out of curiosity. I ended up finding his Facebook profile. It’s completely private it’s just his name, no pics, no info. That is it. That was at the start of term, several months ago. Today I log on to facebook after months and HE IS THE TOP SUGGESTED FRIEND. Blocked him immediately. I need Facebook/instagram/Meta to not pull this kind of thing. Please the thought of my former prof getting suggested my inactive Facebook profile that I’ve had since I was 10 because I clicked on his profile once makes me want to crawl into a hole and die. Anyways, learn from my mistakes. Use a burner account.
Feb 14, 2025

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why does facebook do this?? heaven forbid i wanna click on an inappropriate figure in my life’s profile every now and then
Feb 14, 2025
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choc_orange it’s the delay of them being recommended too…pls don’t remind me I clicked someone’s profile months ago that was a different version of me I’m embarrassed
Feb 14, 2025
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hoahoahottie nahh everyone does it it’s human curiosity
Feb 14, 2025
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