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Company man

punches the clock, doesn’t have a LinkedIn account, sticking around for the engraved watch, has a designated parking space, picks up the tab with the corp card, takes the occasional long boozy lunch

@Shadowbeni

Jun 15, 2024

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not having lunch with your co-workers and sitting in a dark room instead

this is MY HOUR of peace! NOT for forced socializing to boost camaraderie in the name of productivity

@butterbeann

Feb 28, 2024

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Pushing your meeting back so yoi can cook and enjoy a steak during the work day

Tryna make this a monthly thing; never make me work in an office again.

@tortitude

Apr 17, 2024

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flirting with your friends

Who cares don’t be so serious you’re allowed to horse around a little

@thehumancondition

Mar 16, 2025

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fingers being ran through your hair

in tight contention for my #1 favorite physical activity, especially when your willing participant has a good ratio of scalp scratching and head squeezing to hair twirling. Can even outrank sex on a good day.

@thehumancondition

Mar 27, 2025

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hanging out with beasts

I tried to befriend a cow yesterday

@thehumancondition

Mar 16, 2025