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scar on my pinkie and split in the nail

when u was really young like 3 i was playing with my big brother while my mum was in the shower and he ran into the bathroom then closed my finger in the door i had to get stitches for it which you can still see on the scar which is quite weird like you can actually see like zig zags and my nail is split but it’s not that noticeable my mum tells the story sometimes of when i got it and was staying in hospital overnight and i had some sort of hook in my finger to keep stuff in place and i just pulled it straight out this was in a room full of children doing all sort pulling off their masks and messing with their bandages or whatever and the alarms were constantly going off to monitor this which sounds like the worst night ever

@jonesy

Feb 24, 2025

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Damn you to hell dull bowsaw

Working on a farm at maybe 16? Don’t think I was even driving yet. It was Christmas season so that meant a lot of carrying trees around and sawing off the ends of stumps so that the trees would start absorbing water again. This stupid lady and her granddaughter were being kinda picky about their tree and wanted some of the knots cut off so I was doing so. Did I mention that it was raining? Because it was also raining that day. Being someone at least as stupid as the lady, I decided to cut *towards* my hand. The saw which could barely handle the tree had no problem skipping off the trunk right into my knuckle. So clutching the now sliced open knuckle with the now shredded rubber glove hanging off of it, I walked back to the break room, never talking to that lady again. At the ER they tried shooting some novocaine in with a syringe. I will never forget the visual of it going in one side of the cut and shooting out the other side. I got a couple stitches and now have permanent reminder of which direction to hold my cutting instruments.

@grape

Feb 24, 2025

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having one or two go-to stories that make you sound tough

like when i got a pitchfork stuck in my ankle & didn’t go to a doctor. for instance. or getting hit in the face with a baseball bat (def saw a doctor that time).

@zaccrain

Jan 26, 2024

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wearing good underwear on regular days

i tend to save my good underwear for special days and parties and first dates. i also tend to save my stickers and expensive perfume and contact lenses for the same reason. but regular days deserve to feel good too

@natmat

Feb 10, 2025

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new yorks hottest club is pi.fyi

this place has everything: gratitude, satire, and rayne fisher-quann

@natmat

Feb 3, 2024

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single salami slice with the pasta

who gives a fuck anymore

@natmat

Feb 11, 2025