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Reminding someone that “people are dying” when they pick you up on something petty

It’s so simple yet so effective and if it makes me evil then so be it.

@choc_orange

Mar 27, 2025

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moron

A classic, upon reflection I find I use this very often. My M.O. is either this low level insult or the most extreme soul reading tear down of your character. I don’t have much of an in between.

@mossyelfie

Jun 7, 2024

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to say "hit me" when a friend overwhelms you

If you're going non-verbal sensitive state, and a suffering pal gets mocky belligerent to you, say "hit me or smak me now" out loud

@ireneblanch

Nov 29, 2023

Top Recs from @hhtthhtthhttht

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“TAKING THE PISS”

The brits went crazy with this phrase. Some of their best work

@hhtthhtthhttht

Apr 17, 2025

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Drawing a picture and writing short prose instead of filming people doing weird stuff in public

Ok stay with me here. Too much public filming. This is going to discourage good weird public activity. We need people being weird in public. Odd dancing, carrying around insane items, freaked out fits, etc. Instead of a quick vid to show your friends, or, god forbid, *get internet clout*, people should be sketching the scene and describing it in colorful language. Now you have to take accountability for your opinion on the matter, your draftsmanship and writing gets better, and the public freaks have plausible deniability in the job interview. This goes for drunk man on the street tik tok videos as well. Put on a newsboy cap and start jotting. There should be exceptions like intentional performances or heinous crimes of course. I’m open to other exceptions I just can’t think of any rn. This will never be a reality but i can try

@hhtthhtthhttht

Feb 25, 2025

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Being trusting and a tad naïve

I think karma is real so I don’t stress it much

@hhtthhtthhttht

Mar 10, 2025