and also out of the shower as well. i’ll clean my room and gossip about the lord in my fake british accent and i’ll cook food and talk about my poor daughter and her cheating husband in my new jersey accent. i contain multitudes
i switch between New Jersey sopranos mobster, and british cockney accent like Wallace and grommet
theres also some scatting here and there amidst it all
doing my makeup and talking to myself or watching a show and making commentary on it, etc. girl it’s my favorite thing ever i’ve said it before but nobody knows me like i do so i’m very much my own best friend sometimes. we have inside jokes
Talking about anything and everything. “Why did I start talking about this?” It doesn’t matter, we have about 30 more topics to speed run. I could be at my LOWEST but if you’re cooking yap-aroni and cheese, then I will rise to the occasion. The old English word for gossip is God-sibb. Idle talk is Christ-like. To yap is to be holy.
