Flip the hood, pull the hat down low and get the peepers strafing. Iām really just looking for the neighborhood stray cat thatās usually out at this time, trying to befriend them, but I feel like a film noir PI, leaning into that feeling
either magical or awkward or hilarious but either way amazing
love when i look at someone as they walk by me and they look at me too like yesss got u
the type of eye contact thatās hilarious is if u accidentally or like glance through someoneās window and they look back at u and ur just like oopsssss u caught me peeping sorry about that (not)
tried reading dante alighieriās inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat.
i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and nicheābut it just cost me $25.
i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story.
anyways
saying āiām sickā when youāre sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (itās time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
āi am indisposedā
āi am taken illā
āi am feeling out of sortsā
āi am suffering from a bilious attackā
āi have been seized by an agueā
āi am afflicted with a malaiseā
āi have taken to my bedā
āthe vapours have overcome meā
āi have a touch of the influenzaā
āthe rheumatism plagues meā
āi am laid low with a feverā
āi am afflicted with a troublesome ailmentā
youāre welcome
