whatâs that like? iâve never experienced it. iâve been searching for a job nonstop for the past five months and fucking no one has gotten back to me. i havenât even been called back to say i didnât get the job. iâm sick of it. iâm not in desperate need of a job but iâd rather have one before i am.
i was expecting a call back all day. i waited by the fucking phone. i called because i was expecting a call this week, and the guy who interviewed me said âiâll call you tomorrow.â fuck you. i hope you canât sleep at night because you keep having dreams about your ex. i hope she calls you the next day and says she wants to get back together with you and sheâll meet you at your favorite date spot. i hope she stands you up, dan. i hope everything bad that could happen to you, happens. i wish murphyâs law upon you.
edit: itâs so funny because this is my first semi-serious post thatâs doing NUMBERS. thought iâd point that out and brag a little. maybe i donât need a job after all. can i monetize this post?
