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being anti marriage and kids

And telling people about it! I’m spreading my gospel and trying to convert people. I’ve had multiple friends confide in me that they are relieved to hear I don’t plan on ever being married because that takes the pressure off them and we can have each other once our other friends settle down. I don’t like compromising, loud sounds, or sharing and I love independence and alone time so marriage really isn’t for me. Plus I have never experienced romantic attraction but dont tell anyone 🤫 There’s so much pressure to settle down so as not to be left alone especially for women but it doesn’t have to be that way!

@Cloacalkiss

Feb 23, 2025

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THE UNIVERSE IS MY SUGAR DADDY

I noticed several men told me I should sell my body for money, and an ex insinuated I did. But why? My mind is pretty stellar. I'm solid professionally. I'm sorry y'all are hoes and need to think that way, but don't put it on me. (Wait. Am I feeding into a negative narrative with that response? Ew.) I want to be so fucking loaded professionally and naturally that I could be the sugar daddy. But sans sexual favors. And really just to take care of my family. But I still want that Sugar Daddy title. Mb DILF, too. BDE. :3

@1strawberrysecret

11h ago

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Wealthy widow

🤷‍♀️ i know how to fill my time

@tineypoo

Feb 9, 2025

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025