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having a bit in your back pocket
My friend almost slipped on ice and I said “I would have caught you.” There was literally no way I could have caught them and it always gets a laugh. Made me think of other niche bits. Like whenever I’m cutting onions and tear up, I pull out “onions make me think of my mother.” Drop your niche bits below
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@antiqueroadhead
Feb 22, 2025
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