Rec | WHITE SOCKS (AND WHY ANY OTHER COLOR IS JUST WRONG!)

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white socks (and why any other color is just wrong!)

okay … first of all. what the fuck do you mean you’re leaving the house with black socks on? unless you are at a wedding or funeral at which you are wearing black dress pants (or if you’re corporate), please keep away from me. they also always look like they smell so bad. please take them off and make better choices in life. (i’m okay with fun colored socks to compliment a nice outfit like a light blue or pretty pink but if it’s got some crazy design on it yeah it’s gonna be a problem..).

@jeannedielman

Feb 23, 2025

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@chronicwebuser

as a person with stinky feet ( i know this poster knows what i’m talking about) white socks stain the easiest and are the least fun and definitely the least classy, while I admit they are the most humble. I am a fan of mismatched socks and colors and often wear my socks inside out for comfort because the seams are on the outside. it is amazing. free yourself and your life! love u 😘

Feb 23, 2025

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socksss

i dress socks first, i love a little matching moment, or a statement sock in an otherwise monochrome fit. i also love long walks, feats of athleticism, and wearing boots. these socks are beautiful, comfy, cushioned, and stay where you want them all day long. they don’t roll under your toes, and they come in two sizes!