if u make the morally reprehensible choice to support jeff bezos by ordering on amazon fresh, god will punish u by making u accidentally order 25 bananas when u meant to order 5
If you collect all of the coins that your 3 roommates inexplicably drop like video game characters, and then put all of those coins in a jar, you can take a couple of them with you when you leave the house and use them to buy a banana or two at the deli. Because you are paying with coins it doesn’t count as a purchase in the brain and it’s free :—)
