After my dog eats breakfast, he hops into my bed for snuggles. Has to be under the blanket, sometimes near my legs, sometimes near my face for optimal kibble burping range.
Whether it’s my favorite morning routine or the dog’s is unclear.
It’s the best. I love falling asleep when we’re snuggled up close together. Sometimes it’s uncomfortable when she tries to push me off the edge of bed but it’s totally worth it.
so you can hear the mail lady crash out on a speakerphone call. “You dumb motherfucker, that’s NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!!” Pulled off the mail truck mad as hell too.
Anti-rec: driving angry
