I wake up and look, it’s 5:23 am
turn on my lamp so there’s no sleeping in
Open that app see a nice fat cat
Scroll then I see, a big fat ass
5:45 now it’s time to get ready
Sit up and things start to get heavy
Oh no. oh no I say
As I crawl to the shitter
And start to pray
My tummy
My tummy
I cry today
Must of been the yesterdays
Chickfila
my Tummy lurches and writhes
i begin to cry
Oh why oh why did i eat those fries
I want a helmet hat device that vibrates my skull at different frequencies throughout the day to keep me up and moving. Or squeezes my head with a padded clamp. it will also have heating and cooling functions. #myheadbehurting
Like when you hold the person in front of yous shoulders when you walk. That way there’s no weird “oh someone in the group has to move to the back of the horizontal line we’re walking in to let people walking in the opposite direction go”
