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Tell me why I was talking to three (3) separate men at the bar and my roommate left with all three of their phone numbers. Girl leave some for the rest of us 😩 you would think I’m an antisocial ogre the way the hoes run away from me the second they see her. love my girl so dearly, it’s not your fault you you look like a fallen angel (apparently, idk) but COMMEEE AWNNNN just one mid to ugly man who’s jokes i can fake laugh at without him asking who my friend is please!
Feb 28, 2025
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hes my other friend's ex.. we dont know if hes actually interested yet but unnn weird... I keep telling my friend that shes a baddie but she never believes me. Buut like girl u fine af
Feb 18, 2025
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We were just standing off to the side deciding what to eat and this man ran past us and then stopped and walked back toward us.
He comes up to us and is like “sorry was just passing when I noticed you’re like 4 to 5 times more attractive than me so I had to ask whats up”
And my friend is so quick and goes “we have boyfriends” and this man goes “yeah me too” and runs off
May 17, 2025
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TLDR: fine shit tried flirting with me, I ended up engaging In the world’s most awkward hug and talking about queues for 10 minutes.
My love life has been drier than the Sahara desert for the last year now. I was at a bar last week and was queuing for the karaoke I didn’t realise the girl in front of me was queuing I thought she was talking to the DJ so I unintentionally cut in front of her to the sign up sheet, she makes a comment about it I apologise and tell her she can go ahead. She comes over to me about 10 minutes later I can’t hear a word she’s saying but I thought she was talking about the queue still so I kept on saying ‘don’t worry about it, it’s not that big of a deal, we’ll just move on from it’. only after telling a housemate about this they said are you sure she wasn’t calling you cute, to which I realised she could’ve been flirting with me.
Which probably explains why she hugged me, I wasn’t expecting it so I kinda went into the hug half heartedly and ended up patting her on the back. If I was that girl I would leave because of how fucking awkward that was. She didn’t kept talking to me and asking questions about me. I think I can’t hear her still and all I hear is what is your name, I reply and I didn’t hear what she said. she keeps speaking and now I can actually hear her she says i’m gonna go back to my mates now but good luck with the karaoke to which i responded thanks you’ll be great as well I hope and we go our separate ways.
Only after leaving the bar I start to connect the dots and think huh that was a little odd she was really passionate about that queue. If you are that girl reading this I can only apologise
May 9, 2025
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Idk about you but this fish has been making me cry all day. she’s so small and she traveled so far to see the sun. I’m so proud of her💌
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Jan 16, 2025
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I snatched a pair of my moms Dansko clogs out of her closet over winter break and they’re the best thing ever. I can slip them on to go to work, class, on a walk… I LOVE THEM. It’s also so snowy and slushy here and I can’t deal with wet socks, but thankfully my clogs are both platform and waterproof 😏 seriously the best things ever. I’m wearing them with sweatpants in class right now actually. Bring ‘em back!!
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