Calling someone a bitch or an idiot is out this spring. Instead, opt for a lashing befitting a court jester and insult someone medieval style!
Start with these key words:
- Wench
- Doddypoll
- Peasant
- Dastard
- Gobermouch
- Churl
- Doxy
- Puterelle
- my lore is interesting
- people enjoy being around me
- my anecdotes are unique
- i don’t scare people
- my best is actually good
- i can perform hard tasks
- my confidence isn’t a facade
- i am a bundle of joy
Builds character, confidence, and discipline. The only person in charge of your mess is you! When you get home you can turn the performance off! Naked time anytime!