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Swapping out "fuck" for "f/eff"

I like to entertain myself and one thing that has made me laugh is saying things like “sorry i am so effing late, I couldn’t find where the eff my keys were.” The nostalgia factor is so special and it just sounds a little silly. For extra laughs sometimes, I like to precede or follow with the disclaimer that “I am trying to curse less” because "curse" is a funny word too and the statement is blatently not true. 

@commonsentiments

Jan 22, 2024

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saying ‘frick about and find out’ instead of ‘fuck around and find out’

funnier in every way + rhymes, bonus points if you have a Canadian accent

@royallmonarch

Mar 26, 2024

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Swearing less

I used to think shit and fuck were cool words. Now I think they are gauche, especially when used multiple times in one sentence

@willreschke

Feb 10, 2024

Top Recs from @vivi

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Calling ppl boss

Like Bruce Springsteen

@vivi

STAFF

Jan 24, 2024

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coke zero

INDUSTRIAL SLUDGE. GORGEOUS METALLIC FLAVOR. MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A WELL OILED MACHINE

@vivi

STAFF

Nov 4, 2023

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Going underground

When the bar or venue or whatever is underground and you have to descend into the place because you can say some shit like “We are entering the seedy underbelly of this wicked city” “You know,” *cig drag* “crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.” And then your friends can be like “Viv, you can’t smoke inside Dude also where the fuck did you find a pipe and a fedora What are you even saying” Giving you the opportunity to respond with a “Beat it toots, you’re too pretty for these streets anyhow” Then you remember your friend already offered to pay for the Uber XL home and you have like 11 bucks so you drop the bit but the sentiment is still there below the surface

@vivi

STAFF

Jan 29, 2024