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fuck a baby carrot, give me his father!
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Mar 4, 2025

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I audibly gasped
Mar 5, 2025
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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen holy shit he’s huge
Mar 5, 2025
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That is just amazing
Mar 5, 2025
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oh yeah
Mar 5, 2025
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Dirt is natures seasoning. Nothing tastes quite like a giant carrot with a lil schmutz on it
Mar 5, 2025
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I’m so sad I’ve never had a real carrot, only baby carrots. Maybe I should buy a real carrot this week.
Mar 5, 2025
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valoorie they honestly have sm more flavor somehow, and in the cold months carrots convert their starches into sugars so yes this is the time to invest in big carrot!
Mar 5, 2025
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buggs bunny is doing to awooga thing
Mar 5, 2025
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Your jaw muscles are bout to get swole
Mar 4, 2025
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this is the Chosen One... they foretold its arrival in the necronomicarrot
Mar 4, 2025
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