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My mind is a battlefield that drinks its own blood. An interrogation room with an empty pasture on the other side of the glass. Gonna go pick up the homie and listen to that new Carti otw #TRIM
Mar 14, 2025
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because: hard af
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Apr 8, 2025
It's the Speaker Knockerz ๐
Rico got no money, he done lost his job ๐๏ธ
He ain't got no choice, but to jugg and rob ๐
He fu**ed a [girl] named Tesha, got one on the way๐คฐ
Got kicked out the house, now he stay at her place ๐ ๐ก
He told her "Baby let's go rob a fucking bank" ๐ฆ
She said "Okay", and then they filled the gas tank โฝ๏ธ
Pulled up to the bank, he parked on the side ๐๐ฆ
He got out the car, she said I'll stay inside ๐โโ๏ธ
Put his mask on, load his .44 ๐ท ๐ซ
Prayed to God and then he opened up the door ๐ช
Point his gun and said "Don't nobody move! ๐งโโ๏ธ
Just give me all the money and we all cool" ๐ธ๐
He told the teller "Please don't try no funny shit ๐
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Cause if you try some shit I'll shoot up this bitch" ๐ซ
She said "Okay" and gave him 'bout a hundred K ๐ฐ
He started walking backwards, then he ran away ๐โโ๏ธ
When he got outside he saw a lot of cops ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
Ran to the side of the bank and he ain't see no car ๐
"Hands behind your back, spread your feet sir" ๐บ
He turned around and saw that it was Tesha, damn ๐ฑ๐คฌ๐
Now he locked up his bond a million ๐น
He locked in a cell with a Brazilian ๐ง๐ท
Rico cell mate name is Pedro๐จ๐ป
Pedro said he know how to get them pesos ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
Rico dead broke, and he ain't got no bond ๐ญ
But Pedro got connects and paid Rico's bond ๐ค๐
Rico out of jail and he met the plug ๐
Started moving bricks, and got his bands up ๐งฑ๐ถ ๐
Rico went to jail and paid Pedro a visit ๐
Pedro looked at Rico and asked "How you living?" ๐ค
Rico said he want out of the dope game๐๐โฝ๏ธ
But he love that fast money off the cocaine โช๏ธโช๏ธโช๏ธโช๏ธ
Pedro said he get out in a couple weeks ๐๏ธ
And he need Rico to loan his ass a couple keys ๐น
Rico said I got you, you know you my homie ๐ฌ
Pedro told Rico he was the next Tony ๐
Rico left then got pulled over by a cop ๐
He said "What?" she said "Excuse me sir you failed to stop" ๐
He looked closer recognized her, it was his baby mama ๐โโ๏ธ
He reached under the seat and grabbed his fucking llama ๐ฆ
Aug 11, 2024
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Ok stay with me here. Too much public filming. This is going to discourage good weird public activity. We need people being weird in public. Odd dancing, carrying around insane items, freaked out fits, etc. Instead of a quick vid to show your friends, or, god forbid, *get internet clout*, people should be sketching the scene and describing it in colorful language. Now you have to take accountability for your opinion on the matter, your draftsmanship and writing gets better, and the public freaks have plausible deniability in the job interview. This goes for drunk man on the street tik tok videos as well. Put on a newsboy cap and start jotting. There should be exceptions like intentional performances or heinous crimes of course. Iโm open to other exceptions I just canโt think of any rn. This will never be a reality but i can try
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The brits went crazy with this phrase. Some of their best work
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