i also like the ones about guns. thereās one in southern ohio that says āgirls gotta have gunsā in a cursive glittery font and i think about it everyday. i also like the homemade crosses and ājesus savesā signs that are just kinda stuck to the sides of hills. america is beautiful
is there anything better than a short sleeve button down with huge flaming dice on it? A camo hat that says onward christian soldier, and means it? Crystal unicorns and ceramic fairies ringing around taxidermy bears and slides shaped like rainbow trout, the midnight haven of the love's telling you to pull over and buy a keychain shaped like a desert eagle emblazoned with the word "wisconsin" on the side. No more "praying". No more irony. Do you love the gas station?
I donāt believe in ranking things- restaurants, albums, books, movies, athletes anything, top x lists whatever. I think itās a waste of time honestly. Even with a completely objective criterion whatās the point. Would rather listen to and read people just talk about their favorite things and why they are special and meaningful to them- everyone has their own, interesting reasons. And this is a great place to do that!