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Hello. I write this as I stand in the kitchen, Late at night, drinking glass upon glass of milk, thinking that there must be a quick and easy way for me to be more annoying , and that i must see to it immediately. I donāt feel that it is fair to such a beautiful, tall (6ā5 btw) and tally beautiful boy such as me that i am deemed āapproachable ā to the degree that i am trated as if i am dumb as shit and as a sex object at the aame time. This shit is annoying. Now , As i have made my way back to my bed, and the Jennifer Aniston instagram DOG adoption troupe broadcast channel group banner notifications flash upob my screen, i am thinking that there must be NEW things for me to do in order to become INSURMOUNTABLY ANNOYING, something that supersedes even the level of annoyance that I experience by being an object of desire, so that I am no longer lusted on. recall that i am lusted on by folks to the point of .1 the OPPOSITE of relational aggression: relational commodification. the quality of being associated with me is enough to send quirkily classically ābeautifulā shivers down the spines of certain orbiters .They be telling everyoen that they in my pants. Unprovoked. tildr (tkldr(tldr)) ths shit is # GAY lol ā¬\>\>\ā¬\ā¬ā¬\ā¬\hahahhaha Anyways. i Took an hour out of my day yesternight to learn how to read (ORATE) chaucerianMiddle English . I have learned the waye bestowed myselfe through a beautifuk process desceibed as āReadin(š)ā this book, a rather old book, created from wooden silk a little under four score a?go . I happpened to tell as many of the perople out thre as possible . In my life. Anf shopxking ly :( Superisingelye , it did nothing to quell these primevally primal of the feelings from them to I . Now, Here is where my question comes in. To come and be come more annoying is how do i do it? i want people to stop falling in love with me without my incantation
p.s. These canterbury tale is good af
Mar 19, 2025
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why did this old ass man read me like thisā¦absolutely filthy.
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I did this last night and it was a hilarious voyeuristic joy. A great tale of intimacy, being a perv and a simp, and shames. High levels of erotic creativity and ridiculousness coming Live from 1909 Ireland.
āTime fly on, fly on quickly! I want to go back to my love, my life, my star, my little strange-eyed Ireland!ā
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