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my boss didn’t give a reason but it might be because I saw him hit a dog so then I told the dog’s owner. I hope that’s why because then i can feel like a good person and not like I was just really bad at my job. But I suppose i was better than he was regardless since I never hit any dogs.
Mar 19, 2025

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