filler, botox, surgery all $$$$$ telling everyone you are 10 years older than you actually are so they comment how amazing you look for your age? priceless
Mar 20, 2025

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i am 26. the trick is no hesitation when saying it. they get so confused for a split second
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I’m 32 and I keep finding out that the majority of my friends (at least the New York ones) started toxxing many years earlier. Get over yourselves, my dudes! You’re really gonna put the food poisoning chemical into your face for 50+ years, at hundreds of dollars a pop, and lose the ability to express emotions in favor of looking like a total creep? Like we’ll all know when we’re over 50, you’re not fooling anyone.
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it's fun to try to keep your age as ambiguous as possible for as long as possible. if not for mystique reasons at least so you can still plausibly get a student discount on most things. this also works when you get actually older so you can be plausibly middle aged for a million years
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