Rec | POV IM ABOUT TO SWIM UP YOUR URETHRA

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I went snorkeling for the first time today. The ocean is vast and I love and admire her for being awe inspiring. But like any big beautiful queen I was very intimidated by her. The first to jump in, I looked past our boat into the blue nothingness that sent abject fear and loneliness through my blood. Fighting against every primal urge i started swimming towards the raised coral reefs and was greeted by an explosion of colorful aliens. "this is space" i thought. Striped fish of every color, lil lobster guys and an octopus. weird! i was in love, i wish my eyes were like chameleons so i could look in every direction. this was better than sitting on the beach. this was better than sex. this was the greatest moment of my life. anyway. anyway. anyway. it was pretty cool 10/10 would do again. 🐠

@dannygyoon

Mar 20, 2025

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@brooks

THIS IS SPACE !!

Mar 21, 2025

@slusshyyproooo

Need to go snorkling this is so poetic ,

Mar 20, 2025

@dannygyoon

@SLUSSHYYPROOOO ill take you for our honeymoon babygirl

Mar 21, 2025

@necrosis

i agree, the ocean is so vast and unkown yet we came from there and we will end up there eventually if the earth sinks, she a baddie

Mar 20, 2025

@dannygyoon

@NECROSIS building on my big girl metaphor, while initially intimidated, i am compelled to know her. to be one. love explosion. i guess we humans will be one with her too eventually.

Mar 20, 2025

@_danielamarina

I feel instinctively the ocean is better than space

Mar 20, 2025

@dannygyoon

@_DANIELAMARINA I suspect that ocean aliens are way cooler than space aliens.

Mar 20, 2025

@_danielamarina

@DANNYGYOON hell yeah. I also recently learnt that there’s no such thing as ‘fish’ - https://www.sciencealert.com/actually-there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-fish-say-cladists#:~:text=That's%20because%20all%20life%20evolved,the%20outskirts%20of%20these%20subgroups.

Mar 20, 2025

@dannygyoon

@_DANIELAMARINA omg thank you for sharing

Mar 20, 2025

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