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make them build a monument to me show the people have them believe i ascended to ant godhood somehow
Mar 26, 2025
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Create an organized crime family that would dominate all resource-rich parts of the world to supply me with the best goods
Mar 26, 2025
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specifically, ants in your bathroom. what do i do with them. i want them to leave. why are they here.
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I'd turn into a Zaleszczotek książkowy (Chelifer cancroides). It doesn't look impressive but bear with me!! This bug is really small and shy but it feeds on parasites that destroy your books (you can find a reference to this in its polish name, it's impossible to translate this but trust me, the name is really cute) and beehives, so it protects books and bees with these tiny pincers bigger than its body. My second choice would be a fungus-growing ant. All ants and all fungis are cool and I love them very much so what more could I wish for.
Jan 23, 2025
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i think we should double the amount of oxygen in the air so animals and stuff can become rly big again. therefore ants would not be a symbol of weakness and insignificance, but of power and terror. i would definitely betray humans to serve the ant overlord
Jun 5, 2025

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The brits went crazy with this phrase. Some of their best work
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Ok stay with me here. Too much public filming. This is going to discourage good weird public activity. We need people being weird in public. Odd dancing, carrying around insane items, freaked out fits, etc. Instead of a quick vid to show your friends, or, god forbid, *get internet clout*, people should be sketching the scene and describing it in colorful language. Now you have to take accountability for your opinion on the matter, your draftsmanship and writing gets better, and the public freaks have plausible deniability in the job interview. This goes for drunk man on the street tik tok videos as well. Put on a newsboy cap and start jotting. There should be exceptions like intentional performances or heinous crimes of course. I’m open to other exceptions I just can’t think of any rn. This will never be a reality but i can try
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I think karma is real so I don’t stress it much
Mar 10, 2025