everytime i managed to somewhat control myself id look at my friend and then we were both back at square one
honestly it’s the best kind of laugh, especially when you inadvertently feed off your friends laughter and then you’re both stuck in an endless loop of stifling and choking down your fits
I used to be so embarrassed by how my laugh sounded but I’m glad I got over that. I love laughter and how a genuine laugh is involuntary, contagious, and forces you to smile. Also love how faking a laugh has the complete opposite connotation. A fake laugh is snide, a false palliative measure, that you can feel is disingenuous. The instinct to distinguish between the two feels cosmic to me. Excited to laugh with my friends this weekend 😌
laugh out loud when you find something funny, don't deprive yourself of the LOL. When I laugh at random times my friends just say 'oh, don't mind her she's just open laughing', you can open laugh too, it's fun, you'll feel better.
It is very enjoyable to not be able to stop laughing and I think we hold ourselves back from this state out of embarrassment and we shouldn’t deny ourselves this pleasure.
example: the other night I was in bed spooning a certain someone and then I thought of a hypothetical kink called Vertical Spooning in which someone is aroused by vertically stacking their body with many other peoples bodies as one stacks spoons. and then the extension of the idea was that the ultimate fulfillment of this link would be to be in a giant drawer with a bunch of people stacked on each other like silverware and someone comes by and picks which person to “use” and they’re all moaning and saying “use meeee…” And then I cry-laughed for about twenty minutes maybe more
tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat.
i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25.
i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story.
anyways
saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
“i am indisposed”
“i am taken ill”
“i am feeling out of sorts”
“i am suffering from a bilious attack”
“i have been seized by an ague”
“i am afflicted with a malaise”
“i have taken to my bed”
“the vapours have overcome me”
“i have a touch of the influenza”
“the rheumatism plagues me”
“i am laid low with a fever”
“i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment”
you’re welcome