My Uncle Bob is my momās sisters husband of like 30 years but theyāve hardly ever lived in the same state. He has his own kids but he loved spending time around my cousins and I and gave everyone their own nickname based on their personalities (mine is Buddy). Heās always going on about Star stuff and Taoism and Iāve only ever seen him drink black coffee or Diet Pepsi. He used to own a hardware store with a record shop in the basement and he saw the Beatles live like four times. he always greets you with a smile and is a treat to talk to, albeit a little grumpy from time to time.
He is a classically trained opera singer, a childrenās book author, a former Elvis impersonator and male stripper in Japan and probably adult film star, and a treasure hunter but in that moment he needed TP for his bungholio
1) my high school is the center of a Netflix documentary. Itās not good.
2) my mom was in the army and in Germany the same exact time Jeffrey Dahmer was. She was taken in and assessed where he was stationed, but she was not in his regime. my brother and i only found this out a few months ago and we told her about it. she was very distraught
3) my great uncle was in an acapella group that was sampled in Young Thugās āI Know Thereās Gonna Beā. Never met him before he passed though.
4) there is a house music singer named Barbara Tucker who i listened to as a kid. Her song āBeautiful Peopleā got me through some times in high school. Turns out her father was in the same group as my great uncle. I contacted her last summer to ask about him and she even gave me her number (but Iām just gonna respect her privacy). Sheās a lovely woman š