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CALLING MINOR INCONVENIENCES “MY 9/11”
Guyssse please don’t cancel me for this. That would be my 9/11
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@cowgirljesus
Apr 2, 2025
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@mary-13.0.17.17
It’s my 9/11. (Inspired me to kill thousands of civilians and Guantánamo Bay hundreds more)
Apr 3, 2025
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@letsgetiton1223
my teacher said 9/11 was iconic the other day and i had to crack a 'they ate 9/11 up it was a slay' and my classmates infront litch gasped so hard whispered and communicated via typing on their laptops ' i cant believe she said that , to any other lad in any other time it'd be ten 9/11 but idgaf i ebt the spirit of norm mcdonalds would be happy. it was like ten first reponsders.
Apr 2, 2025
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@dannygyoon
i like to use 9/11 as a scale. like wow this stadium is so full, like 12 - 9/11s in here.
Apr 2, 2025
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@josiahramsek
@DANNYGYOON this is incredible
Apr 2, 2025
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@bob123
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Apr 2, 2025
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@cowgirljesus
@BOB123 I’ve been saying this
Apr 3, 2025
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@capybarareverie
One time I saw someone drop a load of drinks they were bringing to our table and they just sighed and said "I just flooded Boston with Molasses" or something like that
Apr 2, 2025
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@ssstorch
This is my triangle shirtwaist factory fire (far removed enough to be victimless at this point I think)
Apr 2, 2025
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@jake-perkins
Sometimes I like to bust out “this is my London fire”. Show off the multiculturalism
Apr 2, 2025
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@Casuallyonline
even better: my January 6th
Apr 2, 2025
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@cowgirljesus
@CASUALLYONLINE No joke that’s literally my mom’s birthday. She was crushed to have her birthday become 9/11 #2
Apr 2, 2025
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@Casuallyonline
@CASUALLYONLINE dude it’s my mom’s birthday too!!!!! she said the same thing wtf
Apr 2, 2025
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@cowgirljesus
@CASUALLYONLINE am I gullible or are we twins. Either way my truth is that our mothers were born on Jan 6… ok twinnnn
Apr 3, 2025
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