managed to miss every lecture in a unit & pulled up to the exam after only starting to look at the material at 10pm the night before… senioritis is real but that test went unbelievably well
If everyone does poorly, that’s on you, motherfucker, so don’t be shy, curve that exam. I’d like to thank my classmates for collectively being very unqualified, and my professors for not understanding grammar, it’s been great.
One time i was too lazy to go to class (mind u i'm a uni student) and here our absence is very important so we can't just go skip class whenever we want. One day i then pretended that i had a huge headache and asked mom to skip class. She was so convinced so she brought me to the doctors. Turns out i was actually very sick and it was an early intervention or else it could "get worse" 💀💀
aka songs u listened to when u had a crush on someone that only makes u think of them + that feeling … jonathan by fiona apple; various faye wong songs; ant in alaska by liz phair …
