Comments (25)

Make an account to reply.
image
should I text her?
Apr 6, 2025
image
@FASTMUSTACH3 leave her alone .
Apr 6, 2025
1
image
@FASTMUSTACH3 u r right
Apr 6, 2025
image
yeah because why did he just suddenly unblock me on the one app that he beat me to blocking HIM first…boy get out
Apr 6, 2025
2
image
Keep those pirates at bay, yes
Apr 6, 2025
2
image
I wonder if people in older generations had situationships like from the 1940s or like did Rutherford B Hayes have a sitch
Apr 6, 2025
image
@JAKE-PERKINS Yes bro
Apr 6, 2025
1
image
@JAKE-PERKINS yeay we did
Apr 6, 2025
1
image
@JAKE-PERKINS my grandpa is 102 and fought in WWII and met a girl in the war and protected her from the other american soldiers being creeps to her and formed a friendship. they wrote eachother for years and later he visited her and was shocked that she was waiting for him that whole time to marry her when he was like “uh you were a child when we met and i have always seen you as a little sister and have a fiance now” and he married my grandmother and she moved on and married a famous typographer and they remained friends for many decades. while he was in the war he was also pen pals with a girl back home and took her to her debutante ball (he was from a small town and was excited by the high society goings-ons) after coming home. he still likes telling the story of the ball but he never seriously dated her after the penpal situationship and met my grandmother, etc. rest is history. that’s my secondhand summation of 1940‘s situationships.
Apr 6, 2025
5
image
mine was "typing" on Snapchat earlier for the first time in months and my heart FLUTTERED. humiliating.
Apr 6, 2025
2
image
@SHIPMATEJORDAN they know exactly what they are doing
Apr 6, 2025
3
image
Apr 5, 2025
image
she could text me "i hate you please die" and id still prolly reply "heyy <3"...
Apr 5, 2025
1
image
@ODETTE well idk about that. ❤️‍🩹
Apr 5, 2025
2
image
@FAKERECEPTIONIST she has a grip on me i cant explain its probably occult in nature
Apr 5, 2025
2
image
You should throw a rock reaaaallu far into the air at a trajectory that hits him
Apr 5, 2025
6
image
@INSTAGRAM I’ll do it maybe but I’m kind of lonely
Apr 5, 2025
image
@FAKERECEPTIONIST Plenty of berries in the bushel
Apr 5, 2025
3
image
@INSTAGRAM not in this fuckass town. Help me!
Apr 5, 2025
1
image
@FAKERECEPTIONIST what am i able to do foer you even
Apr 5, 2025
image
@INSTAGRAM just figure something out! Quick
Apr 5, 2025
image
@FAKERECEPTIONIST What if we got you a heli copeter
Apr 5, 2025
1
image
@INSTAGRAM yes
Apr 5, 2025
image
@INSTAGRAM a helicopter could work. i do not have a helicopter tho. best of luck you 2
Apr 5, 2025
3
image
@INSTAGRAM maybe w crowdfund
Apr 5, 2025
1

Related Recs

🫀
Save me from this medium-distance relationship
Apr 15, 2025
recommendation image
❤️
if youre going through a break up this is for you
Apr 18, 2024

Top Recs from @fakereceptionist

🎆
I love this app because I get an intense feeling of missing out on things that don’t even exist in my life from most meta owned apps. But here I feel included 🦄🦄 and like I’m being invited to join the fun.