… NOT!!!!! my legs have been covered in itchy bites all summer that stick around for WEEKS!! seems like worse than usual for bug bites too. whatever pestilence has been unleashed upon me is biblical in proportion and whatever I have to do to abate this plague I will.
brb spreading the propaganda that pining is intrinsically noble because im a sore loser with no patience who likes to fall in love so either way i win (option 1: omg she was so brave for yearning all this time AND IT FUCKING WORKED* or option 2: omg despite things not working out she’s literally sooooooo brave for letting the soft animal of her body love what it loves) *me and the bad bitch i pulled by longing
