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instead of concussion saying your 'concussy got slonked silly style'

we need more weird silly and elaborate means of describing medical issues

@matmcdonut

Jan 26, 2024

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Replacing a word in an acronym with the acronym itself

"Not gonna ngl" is my favourite but you can get a lot of mileage out of "smh my head" or "foh outta here"

@spencerto

Feb 8, 2024

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Stubbornly continuing to pronounce a word wrong in your head

i still read hyperbole as “hyper-bowl”

@heumann

Mar 18, 2024

Top Recs from @choc_orange

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i quit

just quit my new job i hate, over text message, four minutes before my shift. here’s to never seeing rachel again 🥂

@choc_orange

Mar 2, 2025

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THINKING ABOUT PEOPLE YOU NO LONGER KNOW

We haven’t known eachother for years but you still make an appearance in my dreams at least once a week

@choc_orange

11h ago

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USING TEXT AS THE ONLY FORM OF COMMUNICATION WITH A LOVE INTEREST

No I don’t want your socials. I don’t want to know when you’re active and not replying, I don’t want to know when you’re posting stories or who you’re following. I don’t wanna know. Tell me in person, when we go on a date. I want you at complete face value with zero pre conceptions.

@choc_orange

May 8, 2025