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taking a day off work

why does it feel illegal? why do i feel guilty?? why do i feel like i am doing something very very wrong?????????

@jilly

Feb 13, 2025

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Taking the sick day

its there for a reason, it’s for your health

@aidanaguirre

May 20, 2024

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Taking a few days off of work and not feeling bad about it

I have an evil coworker who’s whole life revolves around our damn job and every time I take a day or two off she makes snide comments about it. I have learned to ignore it and take a damn day off from my stupid ass office job. I deserve a break sometimes!!!!

@pogsaruh

Mar 26, 2025

Top Recs from @bootybutt

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OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A RABBIT?

(they thought this was a rabbit) That's fucking funny bitch it's fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh yeah yeah fuck fourth of july 🖕 🇺🇸 🦅 🐇

@bootybutt

Mar 30, 2025

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hello?

i say this to every inanimate object that isn’t doing what i expect it to do. tone: middle ground between hoity toity annoyed bitch and genuine concern of ‘are you there?’

@bootybutt

Mar 27, 2025

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Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2

she will feed you tomatoes and radio wires?! god is place where some holy spectacle lies?!?! played this til my fingers hurt last night and sang until i sounded gravely as jeff then i dreamt i was extremely pregnant and went into labor- it was painless and amusing, we were laughing and in awe

@bootybutt

Mar 28, 2025