I am naturally the frumpiest monster alive, but heels have changed me. They take me from silly to sexy in seconds. If you need a little balance in your life, start wearing heels.
okay, office siren this, office siren that. bring me back to 2008-2014 when it was heels and booties all day, every single place. in my humble opinion, i think heels are a feminist statement (especially in today’s tradwife barefoot society) (no hate to my granolas)
If you love music that drowns out your inner thoughts, check out Snow Strippers, Playboi Carti, and Bass Victim. The intro to Evil Jordan on Carti's most recent album is pure euphoria—it’ll shut your brain off and put you into titty-bounce, foot-stomp autopilot.
If life is overwhelming, take a hike—literally. The Griffith Observatory trail is my go-to spot for an ego-death-level shroom journey with a friend. Highly recommend for deep thoughts and city views.
 After a week of being on my grind, I dedicate my weekends to bed rotting. Maybe it’s unhealthy, but it’s pure ecstasy. Highly recommend for full-body decompression.
