This is unrelated but one of my friends attends a course at her university called 'history of the theater' and the professor teaching it unironically thinks Shakespeare never existed so he skips all his works. When I asked what if someone shows him a book with Shakespeare's works she said to this day no one dared to try. I guess I'm explaining this just to be able to inform you that SHAKESPEARE NEVER EXISTED as I always do since I first heard about it. My second favourite conspiracy theory.
@MARZU omg whaaaat ive never heard of this theory but im so intrigued. im looking into this haha. i kinda miss when conspiracy theories were fun like this and not just fearmongering
@MARZU haha, I've heard this one before. it's popular amongst neoreactionaries who believe that a commoner like Shakespeare could NEVER have written the greatest works of the english language. They believe some dipshit english nobleman actually wrote it
I wear a bat ring bc I was attacked by a bat when I was younger. I wear a horseshoe ring bc im scared of horses. Oh my star-hoop earrings? I got them on clearance from PacSun in high school for $1! My necklace is ammonite—did u know that it’s actually a fossil?
Poetically, this was going to be the last date before I delete Hinge and take a break for a few months.
Message received, loud and clear 🫡
On the bright side, I did get to see this bathroom with two stand mixers and a printer in it