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Darn tough socks

I had a dream recently where we were in an airport getting ready to go to NYC... In the terminal, there were kiosks where you would deposit a pair of your socks, and the socks would get sent to Jake Gyllenhaal - the kiosks were branded with his face. It was like a mandatory gag that was part of passing through TSA, but he was in on it too. It was implied that he would then send your socks back to you, but somehow I knew that in the future, Jake did not send my Darn Tough socks back to me. I was rightfully pissed. We then boarded the plane, but the seats, instead of facing forward, were stadium-style bench seats facing the side. On the far wall, Reese Witherspoon was giving a talk while we were parked on the tarmac. She later sat down next to me, and I ended up sliding into her during takeoff, because physics. Neither of us said anything, and I sat in an awkward silence until I woke up. In the spirit of PI.FYI, consider this a rec for Darn Tough socks, but I'd love to know what the hell this dream means otherwise.

@theclack

Feb 9, 2024

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Dream log #1

need to jot this down while it’s fresh… it felt like I was in gta, Danny Devito was there and got a little to wasted, he started getting really angry and throwing bottles at me, when I tried to get him I pulled out my glock and ran through some of the broken glass injuring my feet during the pursuit. He tried to escape via train but I shot a well placed cap in his ass and he got sent to the loony bin. The crazy part was after I woke up, I was scared to walk around cause it felt like I had tons of cuts in my feet. like…wtf first dream in a while that I remember plus Danny was painted and dressed up as dracula

@_max_hart

Feb 13, 2025

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Pretty much all dreams

“Dreamt that I was sitting in the audience of a fashion show and Sarah Jessica Parker told me I had really good hair and asked me and Miranda Kerr to style this model’s hair. Miranda blow dried it and the model said she didn’t like it— she had curly hair. I went on a long epic search for a dry oil then just an oil then realized I could just give her a teensy bit of weleda skin food. Told her to get it really warm/emulsified in her hands and then massage it into ends. She loved it” “I had to write a check and bring it somewhere but on the way somehow I got caught up talking to Hailey Baldwin who brought me into the Kardashians’ home and I hung out in Kendall Jenner’s room and she did back pain yoga with me. Then on my way into the place where I had to bring the check a random group of people were photographing me. One woman in the group said something about my jiggly ass and I told her to not sexually harass strangers. I realized sometime between when I walked in the first set of doors in the building and the second that I lost everything I had in my hands” “Dream where I was trapped in video game where only gameplay was qtes  Rhys Darby was a sexy evil vampire in an ancient library Edward Cullen was good vampire detective  I kept failing qtes”

@taterhole

Apr 18, 2024

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running up the stairs on all fours

Will not be elaborating on this except to say when I’m at my parents house I become someone else, and u feel like a wild animal and have arguably a lot more balance as you ascend

@eatgraeps

Feb 15, 2025

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SAYING SHIT TO YOUR DOG LIKE “ONE DAY WE’LL BOTH BE DEAD BUT AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE HAD EACH OTHER”

He cannot understand English

@eatgraeps

Apr 14, 2025

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A shower orange

Exactly what it sounds like. Sometimes you have a large and juicy citrus fruit that you want to peel and consume like a starved chimp but without the stickiness. So do this in a slightly cold shower. So refreshing and wild

@eatgraeps

Feb 19, 2025