when i was a kid i debated telling my track coach i had really bad allergies in spring to get out of practice. 10 years later now the pollen really got my ass
Convenient excuse for pretty much anything.
Crying at ur desk at work? Allergies
Don't want to go to a family function? Allergies
Need to bond with someone but you're awkward and can't deluge them with talking about the weather because 65Β° in November is bad, actually? Allergies
I gotta say, these allergies have me in a CHOKEHOLD. But in spirit of trying to see the 'glass half full' type shit, having allergies is actually making me feel a little high. It's a natural high! I can't remember anything that happened last night, why? Because the allergies have literally taken over my brain! It's a weird state to be in; if you have friends that are STRUGGLING right now, be nice to them, we're just trying to survive out there.Β
