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The random guy I had was such a fucking freak stg. He would roleplay in voice chat with kids on Minecraft rip-off apps on his iPad. He thought he was a werewolf and drew them and dragons and stuff all the time. He really liked mike myers (the character). He would speak full sentences in his sleep. He was in ROTC and acted exactly as those types act. He was pretty clean though I’ll give him that ig. He had a single dad who was a manlet chud. He fought with his dad over the phone about wanting to do art instead of his degree. He would rant to be about isis and Kabul and terrorists. He had the worst rosacea ever. He is now probably the type to refer to things he doesn’t like as “commie“. Again he would roleplay as a wolf online. At the very least ask whatever prospective roommate who they voted for 😭

@grape

4d ago

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@eatgraeps

Out of everything here the description of his dad as a ”manlet chud” is really getting me thx for the chuckle

3d ago

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