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don’t you DARE scare me like that i expect it to fall apart i swear like idk what that was but i really don’t like it…
May 4, 2025
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Nothing more horrifying than thinking of them walking in the jungle post-swim with wet jeans. So chilling, but I can’t look away.
Jan 21, 2024
i will NOT be bamboozled again by the parades / everlanes of the world...i know now that what is marketed as a feature is really a bug 🪳. this seam "glue" has failed on all my undergarments after only a few washes on cold. what a waste of money, labor, and precious earthly resources. what are we wearing instead ppl!!!
p.s. this is a picture of a sportsbra strap don't be weird
Jun 19, 2024
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I have not worn underwear in months. The visceral feeling of my (redacted) rubbing against denim keeps me on edge and ready to strike at all times.
You might get it caught in your zipper. So what? Learn to take risks. Live dangerously.
Jan 26, 2024
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there’s something so funny about seeing a friend before they notice you cause it’s like a look into what they’re like alone
seeing how they walk when they’re by themselves or their expression when they’re just going about or looking around
Mar 6, 2025
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new album out today!!!! listening rn and i loveeeeee it so cool
May 9, 2025
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got an exam tomorrow that i’m naturally feeling awful about but am i allowed to luck farm 🤲🤲🤲 i need all that i can get
it like an exam for my final grade for the subject for the year so pretty much it could matter but if i don’t badly i’ll say it won’t but the thing that like i’m upfront worried about is having to actually do it like if i sit down and can’t do any of the essay options (theres like 5 to choose from but that’s not as kind as it sounds cause they’re all pretty specific and difficult) that would be like the worst thing ever so yay
May 5, 2025