This shit. This shit bangs. So this guy, if you don’t know who he is, he made those crazy fucking alien looking freak shoes for Lady Gaga in the “Bad Romance” MV. He was cooking. The top half of this? Microscope slides dyed red. the bottom half? OSTRICH FEATHERS. Apparently it sounded like chimes when you walked because, like, you’re slapping a bunch of little glass slides together. I wouldn’t know, I’m not Bjork so like I haven’t worn this thing (she has in fact worn this thing).