Like if I’m going to a concert or movie or restaurant and there’s a lot of cars going my direction I’ll say something like “Whoa, I bet everyone’s going to [name of thing I’m doing] right now”
Even funnier if its something mundane like going to the grocery store or obscure like a very niche event
I like to announce phrases that seem like a personal affirmation as I walk through a room of strangers. Recently mine has been: “I’m going to go home and lick myself like a little kitty boy.”
I’ve been trying to watch Spike Lee’s “Girl 6“ for literal years and I finally got to watch it on this website. They’ve got a ton of rare, out of print, or otherwise hard to find movies available online.
I’m a merchandise designer for bands and my small dream is to see someone I don’t know wearing something I designed, even better if it’s not at that band’s concert. Not sure whether I would say anything to them about it or just keep it to myself